This is exactly how I would cheat when I would write papers in high-school. I went to high-school before the internet.

Thats pronounced, “hoo-aah”.

Hippy Hitler.

It was a great slap-down.

This book is also for displaying on old rich ladies coffee tables at mara lago.

$100 says Kellyanne is addicted to opioids.

“Not out-loud, dad!”

I heard that Jared is also working on a satisfying ending for Walking Dead. 

I figured they just put her in a broom closet with some Saltines.

At least he’a an honest scumbag, unlike our president and his family.

What they call “heritage”, I call treason.

“A 20-something guy with a long-sleeved white shirt, thick black pants and elbow and shoulder pads paced the grass with a bullhorn shouting out: “Where is the red guard? Where are the commies? Where are the antifa?””

It would have taken you 2 seconds to do the research to get that joke right. 

Mindlessly following orders is how nazi germany got where it was. And following orders was not a defense at the Nuremberg trials.

Wow, you are one of those people who like fascism. Weird to see one of you in the wild.

You would be a bad boss.

Matthew Herlihy and Anthony Lauriello each paid $1,027 for their tickets,

Ok, simple solution: Men have to show ID to a woman before having sex. The woman records the mans personal information. If a baby is made from that sex act, the man becomes financially and legally responsible to the woman and their child until the child reaches the age of 18. Problem solved.

Bullshit.

Please pull your head out of your ass.