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The only headlines I want to read about Elon:

Who the fuck cares. Stop giving that narcissistic asshole the attention he craves 

Yeah, I kinda EXPECT that ALL of them cut corners in production.  But the environment that Madison paints (and for the record, she isn't just now coming forward with this) is considerably more disturbing.

Linus consistently painting himself as a victim in his responses is kind of tiring, too. He’s got that sad-faced woe-is-me schtick down cold.

The fact that the apology video was an EDITED video speaks volumes. Not only does Linus not understand GN’s criticisms (ethics/rushing inaccurate videos for a bottom line), but this mindset is shared by the writers, the editors, and the performers. Let’s be real, 100% this video was a performance. All this could have

Let’s be clear, Linus was always a smarmy prick...but when you are a relative nobody, that isn’t a big deal. Once he got high on his own products, the cracks started to show. The fact that he is PROUD his shop is anti union and there are NO black on air or behind the scene talent, it solidified everything I needed to

Yo that’s absolutely wonderful news. Fuck the Saudi royal family and the companies taking money from them.

I know a face hugger when I see one!

God and Jesus should’ve told him ahead of time to rethink this stupid plan. 

Mr. Beast is so goddamned annoying that he has me rooting for Big Ghost Kitchen, something I could never imagine doing in any other context. It’s like realizing that Mark Zuckerberg’s robot-capitalism is significantly less evil than Elon Musk’s cartoonish edgelord fascist Little Lord Fauntelroy routine. Zuck still

Most things about him are fake, the smile is just the most visible one.

Its because he’s faking the smile. You can see it in his eyes, or lack thereof

why does this guy always look like he had to look up how to smile in a book?

Of course. Can’t have facts and science ruin his grifting. 

Who could have foreseen this outcome? 

just kill FLCL already, simply a travesty to watch these half-baked sequels come out

Cruises are just mega-polluting diarrhea factories.

Yum, buffets with a side of crippling vomiting and diarrhea. Thanks for reminding me to never cruise!  

Only comment, it should be sleeveless.

It’s good they’re advocating responsible play, but also a little silly that the people who designed a mouse trap are telling the mice “just don’t eat the cheese, bro.” That’s the thing you built, my dudes. You deliberately designed a thing to keep people playing for as long as humanly possible.