Blizzard is like...deathly allergic to players finding any form of efficiency in this game. Find most efficient exp dungeon? Nerfed. Most efficient legendary farm? Blasted. Dungeon with high density? Flattened. Targetted drop efficiency? Deleted from the game. Players moving too fast in D3? Add rooms in the middle of d…

Proof that rich people aren’t worthy of praise or even attention.

I guess all journalists should check in with you first to determine what questions their article should answer.

Are we not allowed to hope for a better tomorrow?

I feel like this entire article ignores every little bit of Drake’s Breath.

I mean the game was pretty broken at launch but it is WILDLY disingenuous to pretend that it wasn’t a trend to hate on the game. I mean, people have built entire personalities around hating on a fucking videogame, it’s hilarious. Meanwhile the people who actually enjoyed playing it had to stay quiet for like an entire…

I’m doing just fine, thanks. Similarly, can’t imagine how you possibly think that’s a dig at me, because I’m right. All fandoms are poison. No group that congregates over a shared opinion (regardless of topic) is going to be dominated by its best, most reasonable, or kindest members. It’s ALWAYS the assholes.

Shipping culture is one of the worst and most toxic parts of the primal cesspit that is fandom.

I just can’t understand fans inability to believe 2 character can just be friends.  Like EVERY friendship seems like it MUST be a sexual relationship, it’s just strange, and a little creepy.

Talk about nonsense! It’s a videogame it doesn’t need to tick all the political checkmarks under the sun. You want to ship Sidon with Link? Go right ahead, hell Zelda’s ancestor Rauru is a furry! The game’s story is not going to stop you.

Honorable mention - Not Final Fantasy category:

Honorary mention: Stiltzkin, the traveling Moogle  from FFIX!

I’m picturing the thumbnail now: Mr Beast’s head, stupid grin in full effect, photoshopped onto a photo taken underwater with the rest of his body reduced to a fine red mist floating amongst the wreckage of a submarine

I don’t believe him, and this is some weird clout chasing or whatever you want to call it that he definitely doesn’t really need.

“how can I make this tragedy about 5 people being vaporized.... ABOUT ME?!?!?”

Who? 

I’ve been developing a theory about Kotaku for the past few months and now i full blown believe it. I’ve been a loyal reader of all G/O sites for almost a decade, and I remember well back when Deadspin’s upper management said “stick to sports” so they did all these stories about anything but sports for a while. And…

Between the rusty sledgehammer crushing the oreos, rusty shovel scooping the sugar, and using an old oily doorknob as the agitator, no way in hell I’m eating what he made.

Great! So you can finally stop covering her so much now, right? This site’s love affair with this girl has boggled my mind for years.

As Jay Cutler famously once said...

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