To further that point, the pedestrian bridges over the moat look like Hot Wheels track painted white.

Was there a point somewhere in that diatribe?

Wynn Duffy was enthralled.

Being filmed in portrait mode?

You tell um’ Gramps.

Yet they continued with a shotgun when the replacement center is suffering from one of the worst case of hiking yips ever.

Yes, to complete the dickhead persona, he’s the guy that runs a 5K in a costume.

Oh, the irony. The dick and balls were done by Picasso. That block of wood was worth well over half a $million.

Do I win tickets to next year’s Pinstripe Bowl if I come up with a solution? Get taller uprights. I’ll be checking my mailbox.

If you went on to find out he loves Skyline Chili your head would explode.

Takes helmet off to fight guys with helmets. Always a good call.

Thanks gramps.

No big thing. The Globe Trotters do that to players on the Rhode Island Reds every game.

How do you know? This guy has his pants on.

Think how strong your legs have become carrying all that bulk around. Lose 82 pounds and you’re doing a 29’2½” jump, no problem.

The county prosecutor is not messing around. He’s asking a punishment of a lifetime coaching with the Browns.

It was all a ploy to sell more of these.

Crappy camera angle didn’t show the anthill. Here it is.

Correct. Naming opportunity missed.

To be honest, the best haircut in the world wouldn’t help this guy.