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My Grandmother used to always say: “bless your heart.” It troubles me to now find out says was really saying she thought I was a fuck up. But, that does explain a lot.

He was fat with a bad haircut. Got what he deserved.

Headline could also read: “world’s most unobservant umpire”

I can think of a worse way to make a living. On second thought, I can’t.

The hoodie doesn’t help.

What’s going on with Teddy’s legs while he’s swinging the bat? He’s swinging right handed and his legs looks like’s left handed.

Those thousands of people would work at the other fast food shitholes that would gain extra business a result of Subway going under.

Brian Price got into baseball after being one of the key writers for the series Deadwood.

The weatherman looks like a cross between Lord Voldemort and the Phantom of the Opera.

Picasso went through a period where all he could think about was Blue. He would have loved to party with same minded people.

Is the guy in the gray hat a robotics project somebody got a C on?

Not sure about this being the last thing I'd being seeing if shooting was part my death. That guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

They just posted her student debt total on the scoreboard.

Look up Namath "I want to kiss you" interview.

How long can they stall the jump ball, hoping for an earthquake?

Poor guy has had these on Esty since 2012 and sold a total of 39.

Girl in red jacket turns around and then looks up missing one of the most amazing catches in Super Bowl history.

I wonder if could make a version with a collar? They look like they would be fun to wear at the golf course.

It looks to me like he wanted a better view of the trainer's bald spot.

Do they pick by conference? If so, Eli Manning is in the NFC.