This production excludes Richard O’Brien from financial participation. Moreover, of all the possible options, a remake seems to me to be the least creative and most intellectually lazy. With all due respect to Ms. Cox, lending her talents to this was a mistaje.

Billy Bush is a dick, and not just because he’s a Bush. I’ve disliked him since the 2003 Academy Awards broadcast, where, upon learning that “Whale Rider” star Keisha Castle-Hughes had a crush on Johnny Depp, dragged her over TO Johnny Depp and outed her crush on national TV. She was, at the time, 13 years old.