In practice this isn’t how it works, though—the 5% or whatever is spread across full orgs, etc. So a team with 5 people on it definitely will not have to pick one of those people to be in the bottom.

I was on a press trip once to Disney World, and we got to have lunch at Cinderella’s Castle. I asked our minder during lunch how many Cinderellas there were, and he gave me the same answer. Not realizing how committed he was going to be to the bit, I asked again, and he kind of nervously laughed and repeated the line.…

I wish I was a little bit taller.

How is this set and this mechanic not just totally ripping off Magic: The Gathering’s Zendikar expansion, and specifically its own “Quests”?

“If you think you’re going to get away with it in the short run, I promise you won’t in the long run, because the spirit demands submission.”

Ha, that’s awesome — my wife’s parents are actually thinking about selling us the CRV that basically sits neglected in their suburban Philly garage, while they live much of the year in Florida. I’m into it!

My wife and I live in Brooklyn, and currently drive a 2003 Ford Explorer Sport that’s about to give up the ghost. We want something that’ll be good for parking in the city and getting out of town, to upstate and to Vermont in the winter for snowboarding, and will last for a billion years w/o much upkeep. Also, we’ve…

You just sold me.

Def. think you need to organize a Flaming Lips–style “Parking Lot Experiment” with these.

Hahaha this is amazing. It’s like a total death match of keeping a straight face, and I have to say that both competitors performed admirably.

More like Buffalo Wildin’ Out Wings, amirite?

BOOM.

100%. You should definitely have a close look at them.