So Jeff suggests NessxPaula but then Paula says “But I’m in love with you Jeff” and then we fast forward to Jeff’s future where he and Poo are married with numerous children.

Also:

You’re completely over-reacting and imagining things. Clearly he was letting his family know he’s okay. It has nothing whatsoever to do with white power.

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

I’m pretty sure that comic was featured last week.

This interpretation is new but the “Thou shalt only hit black quarterbacks” rule is a foundation of the league & their courageous fight against reverse racism. 

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

If that’s the case, I’m afraid you’re in for rather a rough run with the comic selections ‘round these parts.  I mean, more power to you for finding new roads and unfamiliar horizons, but...

“I worked as a front desk security guard including in a condo building, so yes, I’ve worked in law enforcement”

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

“I mean, we have not interviewed her.”

Idk...if you haven’t closely followed eSports over the years before it started getting on ESPN, then those types of names seem like hardcore nerd in-jokes/references, and feels like it excludes someone who likes to play Overwatch, and may be interested in watching top-rated players compete. All pro sports have their…

Yeah, who knew one of the most popular musicians in the world had fans?

If there was even a couple at all. I’m leaning toward the idea that the way it transpired was this:

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

and pepper potts had powers