Let’s all get offended, everybody!

DeConnick is horrifically bad. No thanks.

I’m 35 years old. And White. I’m either getting too old for this series, or I’m getting too old in general.

So Tina gets to write the positive Marvel articles and Evan writes the anti-Marvel articles because he’s a DC fanboy.

Beat the Colts by 13, hooker!

Don’t say “gypsy” or the SJWs will come for you!!!!!!!

Finally! SJW Link! Hooray!

It is, isn’t it? Taylor has looked fantastic all preseason, the defense will be top 5, and the Jets are complete dog crap. Suh will be suspended by week 4, so the Dolphins will finish 8-8. And the Bills will be battling with New England for first place.

This is such a crap article. It WAS a huge surprise that Fred was released. He WAS extremely productive last season—even setting career highs in receptions and yardage.

Still no name change option. Still no media player. Still slow as dirt.

How does Alfred Morris average 1200+ yards behind this offensive line?

The majority of players in the NFL reportedly either love playing for him or would love to play for him. He has more weapons with the Bills than he ever did in New Jersey. You, meanwhile, can’t spell the word “Buffalo.” Good luck with English. You’ll need it.

“The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a very white place right now.”

Then why not take down the article?

Got bored with Dragon Age about 10 hours in. This looks like something that will...continue to keep me away.

He sucks?

Yup! We stomped the Jets twice last season. And we’ll do it again this year!

Clearly, Donald Trump.

Except for when he’s raising his own kids.

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