“but treating players like commodities is a good way to come off like one”

You’re calling people Xbots. Telling them they’re foolish for looking forward to the game. You can be in denial all you’d like. You’re a fanboy. It’s not about being negative about the game, it’s HOW you’re choosing to state it. No one is counting on this game to be the “second coming.” No one is going “nuts.” You’re…

Go to bed, fanboy.

AHHHHH, I love today. Today is Kotaku’s annual “Take a **** on Xbox One Day!”

THUGS.

Eat me.

Oh look! Another Evan Narccisse written article about DC Comics! We haven’t seen any of these in at least four days!

Tried giving soccer a decent amount of my time this Summer.

This looks really, REALLY good.

They’re sleeping together.

Batman sucks. Batman has always sucked.

Prince of Persia. Never forget.

Dragon Age was boring. Just a complete shitshow. The Witcher 3 is most likely Game of the Year. And Geralt would one-hit kill the Iron Bull. So would Ciri. Thanks.

You poor thing.

Mike, you’re the only writer worth anything here(or anywhere on Gawker and family, for that matter), so please have fun on your break.

You’re very stupid. And bitter.

Does Kotaku ever do articles on Marvel Comics(since, you know, they’re putting out some AMAZING COMICS, too), or does DC simply pay you guys more?

“So Lauzon did something I’ve never seen a fighter in such a dominant position do: he got off Gomi, stood up, and walked away”

Because the Bills actually play in New York and the Jets play in some other strange state.

The Bills defensive line is going to retire Geno Smith this season.