My “eyecast” gave the catch an efficiency rating of 100%. As for WAR, Edwin Starr may be right. It’s good for absolutely nothin’ (say it again).

This accomplishment was truly deflating.

Who said that, Bomani Jones?

As a Rutgers alumnus, we should change our letter to “A”. I guess our APR will drop substantially.

Zito has a nice rack. I didn’t expect a blonde italian. Ray Charles never saw this issue, by the way.

I’m surprise nobody has ever “outed” Fireman Ed for being the asshole who thinks he is the show. He expects free food and booze at restaurants, wants celebrity treatment, and continually treats people poorly in public. This is somebody to scorn. The “real” Fireman Ed should be extinguished for good.

“Serena’s not a pretty gal anyway, and Vinci is skinnier. I’d rather see her.”

RC ‘89 Graduate. Take Norfolk State and the points this weekend. Rutgers won’t have enough players to field a team this weekend. Flood has had more scandal in his third year than Schiano had during his whole tenure. Flood must be washed away with this tide of tomfoolery.

Jose plays with a lot of raw emotion, and his health issues contributed to his demise. Thankfully, he got paid, but he is a shell of the exciting young shortstop that he was with the Mets. Another Mets fan who wants the best for Jose.

He can be synergistic with the similarly untalented portly African American from Fox Business News, Charles “House of” Payne, and they can host a show called “Two Uncle Tom’s Feeding Off Rupert’s Plantation”.

He meant to say, “Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah”, but it came out wrong.

Prince Amukamara has the finger on ice.

He won $1 million in a slot machine and sent the money back to support people in the Sudan. I saw him late in life walking with a cane and hanging out with Dikembe Mutombo, who was paying for his treatments. I shook Manute’s hand and said, “Of all the people hear, you are the genuine hero.” He and Dikembe thanked me.…

This is someone to root for, as Manute was one of the nicest men in the NBA and a classy guy.

We need a “Jewish” Grantland, called “Tbe Moyle”!

I’d bring Caitlin Jenner

Monsieur Dalembert, ne couche pas quand Monsieur Fisher parles avec toi!

Hey, Pulsipher was great...on the Long Island Ducks!

To complete the roster, they must add JR Smith.

Rumor has it that Rob Ford was riding shotgun.