Vandevelding became a verb in its time. Dustin Johnson, you are no Jean Van De Velde.

Lemieux is truly the best!

And how can you shake your head vociferously? Kind of like speaking up silently. That alone disqualifies this as anything other than inane drivel. Mark Stein and Chad Ford should be exiled to The Vanquished, Jason Whitlock’s upcoming ESPN incarnation.

There may not be another trade like this ever again, where two of the most hated players in any league are traded for each other. Great trade for both teams!

At this point in his career, Francesa should be able to pronouns Montclair without it sounding like Monclaya. Also, LeBrawn is not his name. You’d think he could afford a diction class to work on his enunciation. I hope I see his fat ass at the movies soon. He’s not a nice man and I’ like to tell him that he is the…

“The Undefeated” has been renamed “The Winless”

The difference between Pops and Belichick is that Pops plays by the rules and Belichick plays around them and outside them.

This was a pay-per-view version of Dancing With The Stars.

We found something more boring than soccer. Good! Pay-per-view chess coming soon.

It’s a millstone around the neck of the Yankees.

Lou Holtz has announced that he will return to coaching to win a minor bowl game and put another school on probation.

He is definitely Top 10 of all time and the most underrated player ever, probably in any sport.

Good news for the Mets! Five less blown saves this year!

I predict many more taserings of Phillies fans this year.

What nobody has mentioned is that Albany was 0-9 on three-pointers before that shot.

please join the Jimmy Fallon isn't funny group on Facebook. You'll appreicate it!

Didn't Art Tatum play for the Oakland Raiders?

"We need the element of surprise in our game plan in order to keep the defense off-balance and use the run to set up the pass." At least that would be my line of bullshit!

Chad Ford just killed his own credibility...retroactively!

V. Stiviano picked the wrong senile octogenarian NBA owner.