Hey. That's at least 11 points in Draftkings.

Yes. He is only good in slam-dunk contests.

He should go cover JD and the Shot's live performances.

This killed people in Draftkings today: 37.5% had Dion Waiters tonight, including me. I'm so glad that he was reported traded after the game started. It's so rare to see a player traded for a mirror image of himself. Dion Waiters for Dion Waiters made no sense for the Cavs, and I'm not referring to Shumpert.

One fewer crazy shot from Swaggy P tonight!

His real name is Cat Stevens Jr.

Dennis Rodman's inexorable march towards irrelevance is almost complete. There is no need for anyone else to comment.

Peters later clarified, "I had no idea as I was already concussed myself."

You obviously never fought Mike Tyson.

He's gonna have a hard time counting to 10.

As long as the Jets can spell 1-5, all is foregiven.

Who is Chivas?

Pump It Up is now off limits to Rondo.

The team could be called Werewolves of Tustin

Frank Calliendo should play Frank Luntz. That could be his best impression.

We could have had a "Rutgers Believe...Or Not" ad featuring Ray Rice, Dave Cohen, Mike Rice and Julie Herrmann for a lot more money, but it would have been more interesting. As an alum, Mr. Magoo is probably the best representative of our sports programs.

We could have had a "Rutgers Believe...Or Not" ad featuring Ray Rice, Dave Cohen, Mike Rice and Julie Herrmann for a lot more money, but it would have been more interesting. As an alum, Mr. Magoo is probably the best representative of our sports programs.

The only thing missing was Puig misplaying the ball as usual.

Just when I was missing my daily Donald Sterling update, Steve Coburn came to the rescue. Keep talking like a Dumbass, Steve. America needs you! I definitely will be calling your cell phone. There should be a Dumbass Hall of Fame, and you could give the honoree presentation at every induction ceremony.

This makes him eligible for the Hall of Fame...of the Atlantic League