Ow! I still remember seeing that on television. That was before they decided that showing replays of horrific injuries was a bit sadistic.

Jason Kendall got 2 — count ‘em — 2 votes! That’s 1 more than the number of functional ankles he has. Or two more than the number of friends he has.

I can’t fucking stand the logic of some of the writers who use the “Well he’ll get in anyway” excuse for not putting guys on their ballot.

Is 245 ok or nah?

Now your comment has 3 stars and the one you were replying to has 147 so it looks like you’re asking for more stars for yourself... :D

You gotta give these things time...

I did my part. I can only star it once

Driver distraction is not the same as driving faster than you can see, and driving like an asshole on public roads.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

1. Turn heater on at full blast

I really liked Jodi. I kind of identified with that scene of her hiding from reporters behind her bitchin’ Ski-Doo jacket

One person I truly feel bad for in this is Brendan Dassey. This kid was unbelievably failed by those who were supposed to protect him and I do not believe he should be in jail. I hope that if anything comes from this, Brendan gets a shot a new trial.

Well well well. I hope the orange chicken was worth it. :P Seriously though, slipping up doesn’t mean the challenge is over. Start over and see how much you save by the end of the month!

Yes, there’s a cat in a football stadium in the lap of a guy who’s wearing the jersey of a team that was playing 600 miles away in three hours. But the longing look in his eyes as if he’d just found his furry soulmate is what really sells it.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Why would Dallas want him, though?

I didn’t catch that but you’re right; that is an interesting non-denial denial.

The severity of her accusations are false and extremely harmful. I’m not sure she realizes the irreparable harm of her actions.

Only one man can stop him.

As a former Target employee, I can confirm this.