This is surprising since he’s already had brain surgery.

Hayden’s doctors predict that by next season, all his fears will have been forgotten.

I love the visuals, but as I feel about myself when I come up with things like that, I always think ‘jeez, imagine if you cared this much about work’

They’re called Conservative Cookies, dude. Get with the program.

Pretty sure he Orlove’d that lambo dude, because of one of these. Hopefully he has a CarFax warranty. Wouldn’t have happened if he had a miata!

Dude I’m going in February! Super pumped.

Yeah, I only hit Northstar because I buy the Tahoe local pass and their parks are always set up really well. But if I didn’t have the pass, I’d say fuck that too lol. My homie has a Boreal pass AND the local pass so he loves hitting Boreal on the way home from Northstar. I drink in the bar while he laps it, unless…

We went to Northstar, but they closed for the day at 11:30 on Sunday. Because Vail. So we trekked through 2 hours of traffic from Northstar to Boreal (which is fucked if you know how close they are to each other). Rode at Boreal until 4 then stayed the night there. Woke up and hit Northstar for powder day, even though…

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

Considering the fact that the BROWNS just humiliated the Niners, it would be a massive embarrassment to Cincinnati if the Bengals don’t win by at least 20.

well that’s a visual alright, sweaty Jimmy Tom delivering a pizza and using his fingers to count your change

lol I was trying to avoid bro-ing out in the comments, buut since you opened the gates:

I hate the move too.

Panthers are 12-1 now, too.

And that’s why next Sunday’s game got flexed out of prime time for more Cardinals and Eagles action.

Is this because Deadspin is bad at math and/or counting?

7*

10, 12, 14, 16 is four in seven, not six.