A Dwayne Johnson gif?! I like you too.

The options you laid out were:

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

Powerball? Dude, don’t you know that’s gambling?

I would be the King of Drafts if I were able to do that.

And you could, like, put a theoretical dollar value on each player, and have a salary cap so that not everyone can draft all the top guys every week. You’d have to make tough decisions on potential sleepers and boom-or-bust players to really get the edge on everyone else. Man. I bet that’d be huge.

A week even seems to long for me. I could go for ones that only last a single day. And I like money, so it’d be cool if the players could have arbitrary money values attached to them and the site gave you, I don’t know, $60,000 to spend on the players.

My fantasy team stinks.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

Final shot:

Yeah, I'm not a mental health professional, but wanting to have sex with small boys sounds like pedophilia to me, even he didn't act on it.

Yup. Welcome to America.

Prosecutors are requesting 12 1/2 years, while Fogle’s defense has asked for five.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

He seems to be holding it down fairly well.

I’m starting to lean that way myself. I only ever pre-order in the case of collector’s editions, and then only once every two years or so on average, but with these problems, it’s fraught with potential frustration. And like you said, it’s tempting to just wait for sales. Many AAA PC games wind up on Steam sales for…

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

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