Well sure, that’s the story Liam Neeson wants us all to believe.

My grandfather recently passed and I inherited some nazi souvenirs, I keep them out of pride. Gran’pa was a medic (unarmed in WWII) who landed on D-day, served the whole war in Europe and towards the end of the war a division of Germans surrendered to him to avoid the Russians as he moved alone to the front. he took…

Yup, though that one was from “Kevin”

I think so... I had to scroll back up to make sure this was posted today.

What is the ultimate fruit to punt? My friend suggested a grapefruit since it has a great shape and size to cut through the air, and it is also soft enough not to hurt when you punt it. However, it is still strong enough to not disintegrate on contact. Melons would hurt, while berries would be too small. It would have…

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He and Jimmy Graham are visiting the Art Institute of Chicago.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

Good job

Here he is. I found him.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

It’s unfortunate that this happens. My first thought when I see fans fighting each other is, “Are the teams paying you for this crap?”. You would think these soccer hooligans/sports fans get sponsored. It’s a problem that needs to be extinguished all around.

I have a feeling they are going to spend a good chunk of the regular season stunting on people like this.

Scat On The Mat

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

Luck’s participation in practice today was limited to throwing a couple screen passes to Frank Gore (who probably dropped them or fumbled them if caught).

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

This marks the second time this week allegations of a Cardinal meeting with a hooker have surfaced.

I cry over pizza all the time. Especially as I eat it over the sink while drinking a handle of bourbon straight from the bottle.

...except agriculture yields a commodity, a product... that provides a purpose, meets a need.... how dumb are people to continually compare this to using water for green lawns and infinity pools?