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I'm mildly distressed that they didn't shoot anyone with it.

i would go back and sink Columbus ship. "for the lulz"

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

This is clearly some misguided young men on a wrong path. However, this is one step away from killing people and post the process and result to liveleak site. This person should be severely punished so we don't get any more copycat.

I offer you the highest of fives for your Avatar and commenting handle.

The question isn't about making "adult decisions" as you put it (although I think all of us commenting on a sports blog during a work-day afternoon likely calls into question our ability to make such decisions) but rather the predatory incentive his parents applied to the advice they have him on each of those…

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Would also just like to point out that Miami is the second-worst franchise (obviously DC is the worst) while Beverly Hills is, inarguably, the best.

I know this is unsolicited, but please tread lightly with your girlfriend and examine why it is you're trying to convince her. She doesn't NEED to wear makeup, but people do all kinds of things they don't strictly NEED to all the time, every single day. Why single out makeup in particular? Does it make her happy? Is…

Will never understand plastic surgery or really any elective procedure that involves going under the knife for purely cosmetic reasons, especially when the clients opting for the procedures are already gorgeous.

The ricotta works really well with the eggs. I never would have thought to try it, but my oral surgeon actually suggested it, because I had my wisdom teeth out and could only eat soft foods. There's only so much pudding and mashed potatoes a person can eat :)

Holy shit, that Halloween pic is one of the strangest/most ridiculous things I've seen this year (the year's still young though).

Well it was a state school. You might be right.

ive lost track how many times ive watched this

I use his technique, but substitute creme fraiche with sour cream. To each his own I guess.