#SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill call it right now.

Can I give more stars to this?

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Did the same thing but went from O.Co bart to the Peninsula vomiting and running a muck after an A’s game... Im a giants fan.

This is too good to not have a star.

This story was 100% better and more interesting than yesterday morning’s Shit Show give to us by Brady Quinn and some other schmuck.

Contra 3 Alien Wars for SNES!

should been an AND ONE

As a cat owner (3 at home, 2 at work...they came with the job) I felt so so horrible reading that story.

an INDO BOARD!!! (aka, a Orthopedic Doctor’s favorite toy for job security)

This is just a LULz fest for me. Why spend $300 on a “hoverboard” that has wheels (as liffie420 stated) but now they catch fire too!

Drew says: COOKIE GUN. Fuck yeah! Load me up and I will take out an entire cookie swap with that fucker. PEW PEW PEW 50 snickerdoodles right in Priscilla Purrington’s grill. YOU CAN TAKE MY COOKIE GUN FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. That’ll teach her not to have a grosgrain table runner.

I bought EA access and really have loved playing TitanFall more than I expected the nearly 2 years ago it came out. Access cost me a total of $26 for the year and Ive already stopped playing TF and picked up BlackOps3...which is fun in its own right, but at double the price for a single game, it begs the question why…

The cloud is what draws quite a bit of people to smoke cigs to begin with...I have smoked for half of my life (Aged 31, smoker since 15, pack a day since 19).

As a smoker of cigs and a vape user (THC, not that e liquid) I agree 100% that doing either is not okay to those where the smoke can reach. In our backyard is one thing, but while walking down the street or on the sidewalk outside a bar I try to avoid lighting up unless there is a designated “Smoking section”.

I weep with you sir.

Im gunna be 32 in Feb and I still get carded for lighters at Target...I have a full grown beard and gray hairs.

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I originally typed “Neat Graphic” but figured that would come off as kinda asshole for some reason.