Let it rip!

5th grade, Monday after Thanksgiving. Ate a turkey sando, it was suspect, and my pops said to me, “You are green...yeah lets take you home.” In front of our place was a complex parking lot and he parked like 2 away from the house, (damn im having flashbacks) and in the first stall, I leaned over and heaved EVERYTHING…

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#TheShartsRevenge!

Although Peeing ones pants can be amusing and horrific, nothing and I mean nothing, is worse than Sharting.

America is a young country. Look at how Europe handles it. (its not as pretty as we hope, isnt it?) Race, sex, and orientation are easy ways to separate out people into categories.

Fabrizo, where are you going?

DE_DEAGLES BOX MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Having watched the game at a friends house, who is a steelers fan, he was amused quite a bit after going up 3 scores.

I thought he blew out his leg too, cuz at the start, he had one limp leg and another just pounding the turf.

Man who itches lady’s butthole leaves game with smelly finger

lmao

Damn!

man!

I dont think it would have been wise to do the following, but i hear spike strips or nails on a 2x4 coulda prevented this asshat from moving down the street at that speed....just sayin!

As someone who is finally handling all their personal debt (due to being served court docs for a credit card debt) here are my tips:

Im playing TR with the Xbox Games w/ Gold and that game is so fucking beautiful. It is like Assassins Creed but modern.

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