This post “IS LIKE THE 4th of JULY!”

Good Afternoon Will!

his parents didn’t let him use the car when he couldn’t pay rent so, as a 33 year old, that was a deal breaker for me.

This!

If he is angry, run. RUN. And do not re-date that person. It is not the 1800s or the 1950s (huge jump, sorry lulz) but jesus christ it is okay to share!

When I was courting my current GF, we would have this convo over dinner and Id say that I would prefer to foot the bill. She then looks at me and says, “But why? That’s dumb! Why dont we split it or just go back and forth?”

Um...I call Bull Shit.

She’s still on my top 5 tho.

almost lost to Indiana. Jones

Great Quotes in 49er History:

I think they took out the Albertsons in my home town, it was Lucky’s forever.

Trent has a Raspy phone sex voice that Jed drools over everytime there is a presser.

I always have to run the mile in Middle school with no socks. And its not like on a nice track, its like fucked up playground gravel that no one wants to run on. And no socks.

So basically, fuck Gamestop.

Rufio?

Rumors are that it takes 2 hours for his knee to warm up. I think someone is high for reporting that but he is coming off probably one of the most nasty injuries Ive seen live in a long time. Nothing like Bryant Young’s Knee/tibula fracture against Ken Norton, Jr.’s helmet tho.

Oh Sonoma. Good times. I was up at Russian River Brewery a few years back for my 30th trying to get Pliny the Younger. It was not worth the wait.

Swedish Chef Agrees!!!!!!!!

Marin County?

Awesome.