Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

Need video evidence of this attack.

“My cat is sick it keeps having diarrhea!”
“Well what are you feeding it?”
“Diarrhea”

-Nick Swardson....and its a dumb as fuck joke but hilarious at the same time.

+1 for the Chapelle Show reference.

Sex Drive. Horrible but also funny film.

science or not we want winners! (doubt we will finish in the top 20 for any thing this season)

Duff man laughs in your general direction, you instagraming tubby Panda.

Cats are amazing little animals. I must admit, I hated cats, was allergic and hated their claws, their faces and their attitudes.

that gif combo made my week. See ya next month! lmfao!!!!!!!!!

Love will have a better record than than the 49ers this year.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

It was the most brutal sports film I had seen up till that point, (cant really say Varsity Blues was even in the same country as this film) but the acting, the action on the field, and that broken fucking leg play OMFG

The Program was the one reason I played football in HS. Didnt make it to first team D tho. lulz

“IM MAD AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” lmao

I like your explanation that he could be in the bar, but ordering a non-alcoholic drink. However, maybe I flew off the handle a bit too fast about his age and not the fact he hit a woman...

My College had a bar on campus under the student center, next to the Bento Box place and the Pizza joint. I was also like 24 when I finally got to that said college tho.

22-23? Holy Fuck!

lulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sources say Johnson was involved in an argument with the woman after she cut in front of him while they were waiting to order drinks at a bar near the FSU campus.