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Nice! My only recommendation from one dude to another is just be you. There are girls out there that play games (im 31 and finally settling down with my GF I have been courting for over 5 years, and many ex gfs between our first date and where we are today) but my only recommendation is be you man! Chicks dig a guy…

How are your teeth?

like everyone said about it, stay light.

My Chicken pro tips: Use frank's hot sauce. Its like having a gigantic chicken wing with no bone or mess. (Best to add a bit of pepper, a hit of minced garlic (or garlic powder) and a pinch of salt. Sometimes I add onions as well but not always necessary.

Delicious stick of the man, i loathe thee yet suckle upon your deliciousness stick of cancer... (I know I know...I NEED to quit...shit.)

omg yes

yes. accurate.

im dying right now from this meme. never seen something so fucking beautiful....

No to rain on anything, but I know adults that cannot tell the difference between reality and fiction...BUT the slender man shit is #creeeeeeeeepy and I like it!

Many dreams of you when I was in 3rd grade...I love you for ever my Dana savage Scully

Supplication was excellent when I had it last year. The 5 glasses of Elder were also good, that was until my friend barfed all over the omlette place around the corner the next morning. Wreaked like hops the entire breakfast. We gave the hostess a $40 tip

You dont wait 3 hours Dante, its more like 8 hours. Ive done the RRB Pliny the younger twice. First time, when I was 29 and the following year for my 30th birthday. The first trip was the best, because we actually got in before they ran out.

Cool flipflops Bill!

"Grape them in the mouth"... FOR FUCKS SAKE stop point the finger at the ones taking positive action and look in the GOD DAMN mirror you sick college rapists. I dont care anymore, this greek life needs to be shut down unless there is protocol for removing "sexist behavior" from it.

So much wisdom in this post.

"Sleepy" was hardly awake for his photo shoot today.

Full Disclosure: I have 2 cats at home (but live with my GF) and I have 2 work cats that live in the office...so yeah.

i know i shouldnt ask, but did the cat died?

"Piss stained gym bag" to be honest. Sounds like a solo dude with a cat is en route to see Dr. Drew.