“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Actually that seems reasonable to me. Limiting sex to just one person in the office and that it can’t be someone you report to or who reports to you is actually very logical and reasonable.

Terms of the contract remain undisclosed although one can assume he can now afford his own goddamn pic-a-nic baskets.

They switched to Monster Cables.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

So you got to use the line “Thanks Obama” and have an actual point for doing so. Classy.

He’s been a (relatively) good boy this week, he deserves some play time

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

Hi, you’re replying to a comment from 7 years ago.

Nobody is kidnapping homeless people and implanting them with wireless routers, so what's all the hullabaloo about. Are you saying that if a homeless man came up to you and said "i'll hold your drink while you watch TV for X amount of dollars" you would tell him to get lost because the work was too DEGRADING?