This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

Ah, what could’ve been.

I'm shocked at the number of dips I haven't really heard of here. But, more importantly, tzatziki is the best, you monsters. Ranch? RANCH?!

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!