No, I think he drives a Kia. The child’s name is clearly Abarth (and (s)he must snore loudly)

Especially while double fisting his guns

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

The fucking potato microphone making static every few minutes was incredibly annoying

Toyobaru Priapism.

I dig Aubrey Plaza. I’ll be honest.

That’s one thing I wont google.

now I know why most of the Camry owners in the States are Indian

Another thing is, you know, it’s on a different planet.

Texans...

It seems like trucks like this do see works sites, when a foreman rolls up to check everything out.

I have nothing against people buying old luxury cars, but if they do it to look rich, they are doing it wrong.

Don’t look at the nasty Honda wheels!

He’s an editor here. He probably isn’t going anywhere. It might be in your better interest for you to fuck off, instead.

BMW driver loses his chill, accidentally use the blinkers

“My car is perfectly reliable and does everything I ask it to” seldom makes for good stories.

STOP. PLEASE. This isn’t Craigslist.

That sounds like a really

Dude, I don’t know anything as far as, all-wheel drive. Like, what are our F-150s?

I made one flash “TIME EXTENDED” so drivers knew to keep going for the next checkpoint.