One less RR on the road brings me joy.

Only the poors allow their cars to get wet

He said he was cheap not incapable.

The character Colbert drives a Mercedes. The line was something like ‘I don’t see race but I think I’m white because I drive a Mercedes” 

Parked next to one today, wanted it!

Please explain this to the dumb ass I just rear ended.

Get a bike!

Well yes it has so much sport and utility!

Right there with ya

“Whip ain’t got no gas tank but it still has wood grain”

No, bricks we like, duh.

Yes I first thought the cop helped the student cheat on his spouse....

Because they were just ripped from their home and asphyxiated on some damn boat deck.

So?

You may need a MP3 player...

KUTX FTW!

Had this car in hardtop in high school. Slid it into a barditch and after a tow home it ran even better. Mine had the sweet removeable glass sunroof.

Those shoes are due back at the store

10/10 would hoon Jonah hill in a white suit

And full of oil