Ahh, like the Ricky Rouse and Monald Muck pop up bar in Orlando.

The pregame makes no sense. I checked its definition page and its first known use is 1906.

KINJA IS

Damn it SNL, I told you to sell your David S Pumpkins futures before Halloween.

Warning: Stranger Things pregnancy test may cause birth defects.

Stupid Orville, be more funny!

Yo Teti, stop this obsession with TV and get us some more Block and Tackle articles!

The system is unfairly rigged against Trump book supporters since Clinton book supporters can actually read.

Clintons don’t concern themselves with the opinion of sheep.

Only thing I can think of is to binge after the season then purge the subscription. Personally, I will end up going the unspoken route.

Huh, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind was fantastic, so I might have to give this a go.

Dick Cheney was eating puppies evil, while now it is all lets take away everyone’s rights evil.

I seriously miss the cartoonish evil of Dick Cheney.

I am seriously curious about the overlap of people that would be willing to pay 800 dollars for an iPhone but NOT willing to pay a thousand dollars for a ‘better’ iPhone.

I have no idea what a Zazu is, but no one deserves to die of Cancer at 28.

Future headline: The massive 15 car pileup on I-95 was caused by a driver attempting to unlock their phone by staring at it.

Awww, you think Medicare will still be around in 2019, how adorable.

Hey, I may be pimply faced and a nerd, but ... wait, what was the other thing?

The video was actually just a clip from Sharknado 3.

That explains all the fanboys yelling ‘Lock Her Up!’