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Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

TFW your laxative kicks in. 

Problem solved!

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

It’s odd how the confluence of solving homelessness and paying college athletes are both blocked by the same problem; people unwilling to give others money for something they feel they haven’t earned. 

“you dont think I fuckin know that?”

Figures that since there’s been a real bust in bikini-barista coffee shops that someone found a way to salvage it before it all went tits-up.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

I know. Even the roadside seafood blows Red Lobster out of the water. I couldn’t imagine eating at a chain in a town with so much good food. But in all fairness, Waikiki is pretty much the Vegas strip and Times Square in the sense that it is a total tourist trap.

I stayed in a hotel across the street from the one in Waikiki. I looked out from my balcony and there must have been at least 30-40 people outside waiting for a table.

Listen, Trump is a sentient bag of Cheeto flavored mayonnaise, but the man is playing golf constantly and is too much of an egomaniac to do so if he was embarrassingly bad.  Which means that he can probably at the very least keep pace with good golfers, which means if you’re bad, you don’t have a chance.  Golf isn’t a…

Still 10,000 times better than Trump!

Defender needs to stop waiting for a handout and get a hand up.

The biggest problem facing the democratic team is 1% of the candidates score more than 90% of the points.

Earlier this week Andrew Yang bought a chicken cheesesteak from the Jersey Mike’s in 30th Street Station. He’s dead to me.

I’m pretty surprised to learn that Yang can’t go left.

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.