I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

It sounds more like a trap to catch homeless people.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

Just move out and let the rats have their city, it’s obvious they’ve earned it.

Gelf Magazine puts on some gret sports-related events. I particularly love their Fetball, Besketball, and Swemming coverage.

And got hurt while racking up those 18 yards

New shit, same toilet. You’re welcome.

Honestly, after getting a new passport photo for myself, I’d surmise the only substances enhancing his head are burritos and beer, like me.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Ben basically is a tumor, so it only seems fair.  

Bell is living at Brady’s house? That really IS insane!

And then somehow ends up on the Patriots

Don’t worry, I suspect you’ll still be better than Washington...

*Looks at comments*

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

Doesn’t matter 

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.