That’s a perfectly cromulent sandwich.

If that makes me a bigot then those gays that are intolerant towards my opinion are also a bigot

Your intolerance of my intolerance towards your intolerance about my intolerance makes you a bigot. Checkmate, libtards.

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

Year after year, move after move, hire after hire, the Raiders outdo their own capacity for abject humiliation, and every time you think they’ve bottom out, they bring in a new excavator.

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

But only for some.

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

Woozle wuzzle?

Or just put a bear in the stands. A bear will keep order!

*blows whistle* Flag on the play! Mixing Simpsons References! The “Enormous woman will devour us all!” guy jumps off a pier, while the “PTA has disbanded!” guy is the one who jumps out a window! 10 yards, repeat comment!

HOLY SHIT NEW BLOCK AND TACKLE! The only thing that could make this better is if the Bills long-snap their way to victory on Sunday! Which will surely happen considering they’re playing the lowly Jets, who don’t even have a SUPERTHREAD in their favor right now...

Don’t forget to tie an onion to your belt!

I’m sending my kids to school with The Bartenders Bible.

I mean he’s a Trump guy so probably yeah

Tom Brady hates the gays too?

But not as many as mosquitos*! So don’t bring your mosquito to school either.

dont try to derail me - i know that’s a song by chumbawamba.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?