Well, that’ll teach ‘em.

The Raiders are currently consulting with attorneys in an attempt to make sure they have cause to release Brown before Sunday so they dont have to legally honor the guarantees in his contract. It is likely they do have cause. I predict they cut him sometime in the next 24 hours. Hell file a grievance. Theyll settle…

In the NFL “fully guaranteed” doesn’t mean what you think it does, it means that the money is guaranteed against three specific things: skill, injury, and salary cap. Injury is obvious, skill means that if a player declines and the team wants to put another player in their spot they still get paid, and cap is…

We all know how this is going to end: Raiders trade Brown to the Patriots for, like, a 2023 6th rounder, then he proceeds to catch 130 passes from Brady this season for 2,500 yards and 30 TDs as they break offensive records on their way to another Super Bowl.

The LAST GASP always gets me good.” FOR GOO......”

I get dumber.

can’t wait until they release him and the patriots end up getting him for league minimum

Remember when people tried to blame Big Ben and Tomlin when the AB situation turned toxic in Pittsburgh?

Oakland Raiders to the Detroit Lions: “Hold my beer and watch this"

I go feral within 24 hours and it lasts until Day 4. I then spend the remainder of however long she’s gone picking up the pieces.

I don’t make the bed, but I do like to throw a blanket over it. Just right on top of whatever’s there. Pillows? Clothes? Other blankets? Gone! That bed looks tremendous.

No need to make a bed if you sleep in a pile of dirty laundry

I needed this laugh. Thank you!!

Oh, God. I can’t believe I’m about to defend Gruden...

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

Wait, does he look exactly like he sounds? Dear comment reader, you know he does.

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Oh it’s guaranteed, this shit is Randy Moss all over again.

Watch Oakland trade this motherfucker to the Pats.