If they were worried about kids getting laid out they probably wouldn’t be out there having full contact football practice...

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

I like to think he screams “That’s what you get!!” repeatedly at his wife after he climaxes.

I’m thinking “set.......HUT” is his makin’ babies noise.

I admire what the NCAA is doing. If they cave here, next thing you know everyone will be exploiting their mothers’ brain tumors to get a transfer.

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

I wouldn’t go to a McDonald’s that would have me for 30 minutes.

Maybe it doesn’t apply to Schefter or Woj, but I suspect this is the only way reporters will be able to make a living in 5 years. 

What do you call team with no arms and legs in a financial hole?

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

its usually pretty dead around 9am, when everyones at work and school.

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

*ahem* It’s "challenge” victims, thanks. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

COSTCO gas is a combination of hairspray and RedBull.

It’s Always Petty In Philadelphia

I’m not sure this White House’s occupant has ever gotten just one sandwich. He likes his KFC buckets.

Do you WANT the White House to issue a statement? When in the last 2 years and 7 months has that helped anything?

Right?! Sure my Costco is the cheapest around, but there’s a Sinclair just down the street from my office that averages only 5 or 6 cents a gallon higher than Costco so..... yeah.

I’m not sure what it is about Costco gas lines, but it seems as if everyone in front of me has never used a gas pump before, has no idea where their credit card is, and tops off between 10-20 times.