Sumit Nagal is only 22 and will be within the top 100 in 2-3 years. Kid has an incredible game and is already a pretty solid doubles player.

A cheap, accessible, facsimile that you see in the trashiest of bars?  

This is a policy that truly shakes things up, so you don’t have to.

Jason Witten made me yearn for Booger MacFarland to swap places only so that Booger’s goofy-ass chair could malfunction and launch him into the night sky of Tampa or Pittsburgh.

He also spent basically his entire career as the backup-to-the-backup for the Detroit Lions.  Just putting that out there. 

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole. 

one of Al’s best!

Bonchon is your friend. Some of the best wings I’ve ever had and the location (not sure if there’s multiple) by Nats Park is typically sort of quiet, while still only a few blocks from the stadium.

I know this is crazy outside the box thinking here, what with it being written right in the article, and referred to in the original press release, but maybe they can recycle them instead!

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

I’m blaming price. I still love baseball, but for the price of one Milwaukee Brewers game with a family of 5 (including parking and concessions), I can go to 3 or 4 Madison Mallards* games and get free parking and all you can handle beer and food** and it’s closer to where I live. Baseball is baseball, no matter who…

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

“Sir, this is an empty room”

So you’re the guy that my wife has been living with all these years...

More of this, Deadspin.  More of this.  

Can we chalk it up to it being an instance of him deliberately playing down things he doesn’t want to talk about and/or misspeaking in a way that would cause the press to lose their collective shit because he hates the media like my father hates his son?

Counterpoint:

I don’t want “The Correct, Best Coffee” - and I’m sure I wouldn’t find that at Starbucks.

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

It’s almost like the NFL cherry-picked Green for 60M to feature as an example of a player who makes brain disease look inspirational. Not saying they did, but the story seemed like that.