As someone raised on Mario Tennis, I blame it on the distinct lack of available Power Shots.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

I spent like 15 minutes trying to come up with a better/snappier answer than “yes” but...

And?  Your point is?

You must also admire their Lions-like commitment to wasting careers of players who were regarded as the one of the few very best at their position in the league for a time (Andre Johnson, Arian Foster, Mario Williams, JJ Watt...).

Weird, my wife is completely fine with it. Told me she scheduled some pool cleanings. Which is weird because we live in Michigan. And I don’t recall getting a pool installed.

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

Those are good brands. Rolaids is the only antacid that combines calcium with magnesium to create a more effective antacid effect.

And they still don’t have a Lil’ Sebastian mural. Shame on you, Pawnee.

I love to see this!!! Its makes my heart a little lighter!

What the hell is the context of this painting? Why was the woman still wearing her fancy hat if she was going to get into a scrap? Why does the man look like he’s been fighting an ocelot or practicing emo pre-teen self help? What’s the money line and can I take the under?

As a Lions fan I am forced to similarly point out that the Texans have won one playoff game in seventeen years. The Lions last playoff win came ten years before the Texans were born.

What is it with Indiana and murals?

Here’s the rest of my submission that Drew didn’t include:

Don’t worry, it’s not *really* a thing anymore. Not since Disney pulled a Splinter and sent the entire EU back to the Grays.

*Pushes glasses a bit farther up*

Not if its made with cortosis...

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.