But I immediately blurted out “It’s for a gag!” anyway

To each their own, but I feel like if you’re twisting you’re doing it wrong.

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

After a decade of Flacco and the even worse times before that, watching Jackson is just a breath of fresh air. He’s having fun out there, you can tell it’s infectious. If my QB wants to jump over people in preseason games he will jump over people in preseason games and you all need to get on board and be happy about…

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

Uh, remember that time you did a rap song? That was cool.

Whatever keeps Mike off the streets.

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

He’s determined to deliver the offseason championship Oakland expects.

In a universe of infinite expanse, these two situations truly are one and the same to an apathetic god.

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

Holy mole, you guys are really thinking outside the pun. This a queso bad taste.

SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Nick Dixon’s knee surgery was scheduled to be over by lunchtime, but the 18-year-old couldn’t wait to share the good news with his mother. A standout football player with multiple Division II college scholarship offers, Dixon had quietly committed to play at Wingate University the night before.

A few things: