“And don’t get me started on the women who get all flirty with me during the taping and then suddenly at the end of the show their husband or boyfriend show up. What is “cock tease”?”

I’m so with Alex on this. When contestants jump around like that, it also makes the show less enjoyable for the viewers. We can only see what the editors allow us to see, and I don’t have a photographic memory. So when a contestant randomly jumps from one category to another, most of the time I can’t remember what the…

“But what really bothers me is winning contestants who pretend to be broke when I go to shake them down, backstage after the game. Fuckers like that make me get stabby!”

When Dumbo’s mother caresses her baby with her trunk from an adjoining pen is all I remember of the film. Everything after that is a tear stained blur

Emmanuelle 9: Emmanuelle in The Ozarks

You can chase it with nuts and gum--together at last!

But do they have Skittlebrau, that new beer with candy floating in it?

Tell your old man to drag Kristen Bell up and down the court for 48 minutes!

My Dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, he doesn’t even run down court. And that he doesn’t really try... except during the playoffs.

Wait a minute...that’s a Star Trek reference. You’re not a Star Wars fan..AT ALL!

Might want to wait and see how Episode IX does before saying that. Solo was a clusterfuck of a train wreck of a garbage fire, with directors fired midway through and an unknown actor hired to step into the shoes of Harrison Ford to tell a story nobody was asking for. Saying that it performed badly because people…

Hyperbole drive....ENGAGE!!!

bustin 

Clips that don’t feature bustin’ don’t make me feel good!

You saw Ray bust something.

And bustin’ makes me feel good!

I can do dressing and talking like a pirate

Like a baby.

Couldn’t you put the grill on a lamp timer?  Then you wouldn’t have to get up at all.

Relatable. On a recent walk to school, my sweet, loving 6-year-old looked up at me with wonder in her eyes and said, innocently: