I say that if they didn’t use this to hide them in...

*pops a handful of turtles*

Sounds like you’ll have a Field day.

This movie is sure to be a cloisterfuck.

Hopefully it’s unconventional.

If the Vatican is involved, we all know how this ends: the murderous demonic nun gets quietly moved to another parish.

“Here’s your ice cream! Merry Christmas!”

If this movie existed in a racial/cultural vacuum, you would have a point, but you can’t willfully ignore the times and political climate we live in and in which the film is being released. White americans generally don’t consider white Russian mobsters to be a problem. A large segment does demonize Mexicans and a movi…

Thoughts and prayers to Jennifer Garner and her family after MS13 murdered her husband, Matt Damon. This is what Dems want though! SAD!

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

I guess at least you can at least make sure that whatever you are cooking doesn’t burn while you are handling your business?

BULLTSHIT reporting. They’ve been doing this for years. Net neutrality was never an issue on mobile carriers, they have been shaping traffic for a long while. It was NEVER FCC policy to enforce net neutrality for mobile/wireless data. Only wired connections like dsl/cable.

If he does get appointed (which seems very likely), be prepared to not watch the news for about 30-40 years.

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Glad I drafted him in both my fantasy leagues. Also, WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAMS? EH?? EH??

I am sure there is a difference in the process, but there has been a German liquor distilled with honey that dates back hundreds of years. And it is called bärenfang- bear trap.

Well, you’ll always have those old Hamms commercials to fall back on.

60 Year old John McClane will be fighting against terrorists who have locked down an office building. In the end it turns out they were just the security staff at the convalescent home he lives in.

Because Zatarains is better.

“I was wrongly accused at my town’s best pizzeria.”