Also…

Excellent, have a star, sir.

It’s amazing how much Stax stuff has been turned into covers. Some of it pretty well-known (Respect) and stuff like Hard to Handle, Wrap it Up and Knock on Wood that you don’t realize until you get further into Stax mythology.

I feel like no one is getting this, which is a shame.

AND THE ROCK FEELS BOTH THE THE PAIN AND THE GAIN

It’s rare, yes, but better than, say, Turok.

“You can’t blame everything on two comments,”

Then what would Cardboard Spice do?

Wow.  I didn’t know Papa John’s was even offering hot dogs.

Or My World of Flops.

Motive: regain his zest for life.

11 secret herbs and spices and meth.

You’re telling me my tax money went to fund cops sitting around ‘baiting for 8 hours?

Always excellent to see that commenters have answered a question intelligently and thoroughly so I don’t have to. Thanks guys!

At this point complaining about MTV not showing videos is like complaining about the lack of classic literature selection at your local hardware store. It’s just not what they do there.

Like with all technological developments, future generations will find a way to make this faster and cheaper.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Rocky Road Head!

Chucking batteries at someone? Surprisingly, not battery. 

I wonder how the courts would come down on the question of putting your finger thiiiiiis close to someone and going ‘I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!’. My vote is for automatic death sentence.