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No, but you best believe my boyfriend assembled one from the side order of pancakes. 

I found the information in the FAQ pdf on http://wusthof.com here

Many knife manufacturers will also sharpen knives, I have Wusthof* and they can be sent to the CT location and sharpened for $4.00 per knife plus cost of shipping the knife to them. I like to do this every couple of years, sending them off right before we go on a vacation so the time without them is minimized.

My wife worked for a soup kitchen/homeless shelter/food bank operation, and while they weren’t prohibited from taking in food (this is in the US, not Canada, so local laws obviously vary), but they did often say they preferred monetary donations. Now, as to why, there were a few reasons for why some places may be wary…

My wife and others always make fun of me but I refuse to kill spiders because they are good luck and trap unwanted flying pests in their webs. Whenever my wife finds a spider, she flails around the house in horror as I delicately trap it in a paper towel to escort it outside.

Considering there won’t be a Republican party in a couple years, I’d say that’s a safe bet!

And frozen spiders waiting to be thawed out.

Just because it sucks from a continuity standpoint doesn’t mean it’s not funny though.
“Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?”

There’s always frozen broccoli.

*shrugs* I don’t hate it, to be honest.

The only way your mom’s on top of him is if she can make it past his mom and down his basement steps. I wouldn’t recommend it for your mom though. He sounds like he’s about 14.

Sounds like an insurance scam. Pretend some kids stole the money, have the cops cover the losses while the real loot is hidden in the Diary of Wimpy Kid book on his shelf.

They’re subs and not doms, and also a Simpsons reference.

A pack of playing cards is also handy on hikes. If you ever get lost in the woods, all you have to do is start playing solitaire, and within minutes someone will look over your shoulder and tell you that you can put that red nine on the black ten.

eat it all in one go.

When the borscht is so good, it can’t be beet.

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Hey, settle down, John. Don’t worry, everyone still thinks you were great in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

The movie is directed by the guy that played “E” on the television series Entourage.