Naw, dude, I’m a sucker for guacamole prepared right in front of me.

...so long as they aren’t gay.

Harold and Kumar go to Red Castle?

Racism is also the only pre-existing condition covered by Trumpcare.

And at the same point if anyone wants to fire Bill Maher I’m not gonna fight them. Just not for the examples listed, but there’s plenty of other reasons.

The never funny racist who literally every liberal leaning political show has eclipsed since John Stewart started 20 years ago? Is it my birthday???

Quick, nobody correct them!

DAD?

Ask your doctor if switching to black tar heroin might be right for you.

Still closer to a pizza than a Chicago-style casserole.

Some people should have been beaten more as children.

I finally found some information that helped explain this. If true, the problem is that wheat itself is so different now from how it was back in ancient times, that it really isn’t the same and isn’t nearly as healthy. I agree though that if you aren’t sensitive to gluten, wheat shouldn’t be a problem for you, but if…

It’s the Ambien, she says. It makes you sleepy, but it wakes up long-undormant racist tendencies.

It always amazes me that there are so many people who so confidently state that human beings should stop consuming a food that they started eating before they started building cities.

Anti-milk people are, quite possibly, the most irritating people in the world.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve read today, congratulations!

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

I’ve been ringing up chocolate croissants as “dinner rolls” for years now. Some call me the bakery bandit, but I prefer Le Bandit Du Croissants, it has a more regal flair.

Christopher Plummer is a good actor, but playing Roseanne convincingly might be too much of a stretch even for him.

At this point can’t they just kill her off in an offscreen car accident and have Sandy Duncan lead “the Connor Family”