He could of saved money by going to Wal-Mart to get a 70 cent money order.

“Next time: The beautiful melancholy of Breakfast At Tiffany’s.”

we always have these leftover croissants at Little Goat

actually if I take a xanax in the morning I’ll spend the whole day in bed indoors, listening to the music and watching cartoons, thereby effectively protecting me against the sun

My wife tries to quit drinking coffee once a year or so until I remind her that I have the best divorce lawyer in the state on retainer.

Can’t remember which number it was, but I loved the one with the whales.

I especially liked the bit where the blade ran.

I liked Blade Runner 2049 way better then the last 2047 entries in the franchise

This is the correct manner of handling things in today’s world.

Why does only one of the guys have a shit-eating “three-way” grin?

I can’t tell if the BBC and Telegraph are just unaware of the fast casual trend, or if they’re just fascinated by the Poors.

I hope the next royal marries an Ethiopian, because we’ll get explanations like this:

“Finger Food: Finger food is larger than a canapé and around a quarter of the size of a main course. Guests…

My dog was eating out of bowls before it was cool.

Some cookie porn:

Dickerdoodles?

There always the Mountain Dew.

Still better than Mt. Dew.

I only like my gingerbread to have a name and a soul, so i can consume it and have it’s power.

And they have names like Boris, Natashsa, Moose, and Squirrel.

she manged to a worse cover version than Pomplamoose’s

I didn’t read the article but I assume the author is a prankster who lives in an apartment. The container of okra will stay untouched in the fridge past the time the author moves out of the apartment making the next tenants having to deal with the unloved foodstuff.