Unlimited guests? I don’t think that’s true. While the Sapphire card and Amex Platinum do offer some lounge access, the Sapphire only allows access to Priority Pass lounges, which, while lounges, are still kinda meh. And you can only bring one guest to some. So if you have a spouse and a kid an only you have the card,…

“ By the early 200s, Kraft was losing money on every Oreo sold...”

Salt & vinegar are my favorites. But I’d be worried about them adding to dehydration in a situation like this. So I probably would’ve only eaten a couple bags per day.

Thank you, I’m so tired of people making “screaming carrots” jokes whenever they find out that I’m a vegan, and now I finally have a suitable response besides just rolling my eyes.

“Should I plan to break up with someone at a restaurant?”

I digress, as I would risk getting canned over those. Reminds me when I cooked on a historic wooden boat in Maine and we would have a island bake with AUCE maine lobsters, I swore I just wanted a burger or hot dog after all the lobster

You have to work at a very very special place to find a toaster oven in an office kitchen! I only know 1 other person who owns one anymore— everyone else seems to think that the microwave is the same thing.

Ditto duck confit.

Also my favorite way to reheat pizza.

At my former workplace—pre-Takeout, I swear—most of us made and ate lunch in the office because there weren’t great restaurants in the general neighborhood. One afternoon, we’re all humming along, typing quietly with our office doors open, when there emerges from the kitchen sudden shouting and a whiff of smoke. One…

Typical chlorophile, you WOULD say that! 

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

I like to eat my plants fully satisfied.

November 2016?

He’d like to, but his jaw muscles seized up because of all the vinegar.

GET OUT

Haha, I bought a giant bag of dill pickle chips once. About the first 15 were good, then it was a slog finishing that bag.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUF!

I think it means that Marvel is finally coming into their own! Entirely due to being inspired by the success of other superhero ensemble movies like Justice League. It’s cute.