Gottdammit! You beat me. Maybe they can have complimentary oxygen and defibrillators ?

You can share with them the punchline to the joke, “What did the hot dog say when he was the first to cross the finish line?”

I don’t think “Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale” is a dig at Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance so much as at her role as a willingly propping up a regressive administration through propaganda re-education? (Especially with the Pence line to follow-up.)

Haha! What?

They should shoot it at a Del Taco. That’d really screw people up.

I read that as “Cheerios” at first and thought: what an amazing breakfast combo!

I’m seeing double... four Del Toros!

“Wilderness Gurlz!”

“Scotland seems like a surprising place to host the world’s spiciest ice cream”

What if the movie was produced by Studio Ghibli, and was about Japanese bull-fighters?

The Danny Glover on a toilet bomb parody was good too.

Emilio with gun draw: ”What are you doing?”

SLJ reading the paper: “Taking a shit.”

Entirely tangential fun fact I like to bring up whenever possible: Literally translating my real name from Finnish into Spanish gives you “Guillermo Del Toro”.

I remember laughing at quite a few “Loaded Weapon 1" gags, like Jon Lovitz asking if he’s going to be okay after getting shot or something, and then promptly being zipped up in a body bag and thrown into a truck.

“Hey Sarge! It’s tingling!”

Him trying to decide what to choose and the audience yelling “Gummie bears!” “Sprinkles!” is what sells it for me.

¡Aye Dios mío, dos del Toro!

Also, has anybody ever seen Guillermo Del Toro and Jeff Tweedy in the same room, and at the same time?

This is also an excellent solution to minimize drunk driving.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

I save gas by going faster. That way, I get where I’m going more quickly and my vehicle spends less time burning gas.