I’m going to become a Chiropractor but I’m going to specialize in adjusting and cracking fingers and toes. I’m already really good at it.
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“No, that’s my emotional support bacon.”
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.” — George Carlin
I suppose you could repurpose the ham into an ocean going yacht. Might not be delicious for you but the sharks would be full before they get to you...
Ham and potato soup for me. Good way to get rid of left over mash too. Bit of carrot, onion, and celery, maybe a few splashes of heavy cream and a pinch of thyme.
Lego always does this and I don’t understand why. Maybe it’s to push out the older product a little more for Christmas but same thing happened this year with lots of good stuff being dropped on 1/1.
“Mom must come to the bittersweet revelation that nothing stays cute and small forever.”
Look for the intersection of that Venn diagram. There are 120,000 jews in Texas.
Surprised Cracker Barrel has somehow avoided mention so far.
In the Democrats’ defense, if you’re going to sex-traffic children, Satanists are the way to go.
Trick question: the answer is Kinky Friedman.
If a customer is being too handy and grabby, then maybe they should.
As does Dennys.
That’s not what hookers are for. You’re doing it wrong!
As the restaurant industry begins to reckon with its own wave of harassment allegations, restaurants are seeking…
I’d send you the evidence but the LIBERAL INTERNET has deleted it from existence.
Keep fucking that chicken, bro.
My response would be “suck my balls you stupid whore I hope you end up broke sleeping in a gutter on top of used needles” but David Hogg proves, once again, that he is the adult here.