Neither are your coronary arteries.

Maybe someday we can rise to the level where we can afford to feed small school children once a day.

More like a Organa-Skywalker-McClure-Terwilliger-Solo

#MeTattoo

But make sure to greenlight the Admiral Ackbar coming-of-age movie.

Too bad they can’t retroactively eliminate the prequels.

Well, with the prequel trilogy still currently in existence, this is a pretty easy choice.

Twice.

Twice.

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

Sometimes it feels like I’m posting nothin’ at all!

THE AV CLUB NEEDS DISQUS

yo yo Stuff I’m really happy for you - omelet you finish, but whatsthatchicken had the best joke of all time!

HEY LOOK AT THIS JOKESTER OVER HERE!

WATCH KRYPTON, NOW ON SYFY!

i’ll make an egg-ception for this yolk

W-e-e-e-e-l-l-l

Why would they not just officially release the good Wendy’s song that everyone already likes?

“says right on the package”