Me, stoned at 11:00 pm:
Aw yeah, time for some chili dogs. Wait, what the...chicken and dumplings? EVEN BETTER! TIME FOR DUMPLING DOGS, MUHFUCKAS!!!

Why not just show it a picture of a fire and be done with it?

Nice to see an off-target shot in Brazil that didn’t lead to the death of a favela youth.

Afterwards my doctor informed me she was actually a crab ride.

Then turn them into taco shells.

Joe Biden is the roadhouse-fight-starting-trucker-hat-wearing-cigarette-pack-rolled-in-the-short-sleeve-0f-his-tee-shirt-liberal-redneck this country NEEDS right now.

*shrugs*

a preliminary study suggests “people who like their steak well-done instead of rare might face a slightly increased risk of high blood pressure.”

I call correlation-not-causation: anyone who insists their meat be well-done is uptight.

She was the whole damn theme park, tbh.

Everybody’s got a laughing place, and this thread is mine. Beats a briar patch, anyhow.

His wife was the ride.

We all met your wife on that ride.

Best to avoid the entire warren of people around Pence.

Even so, if she ever decides to run for office, I would hope her opponent would Thumper.

But when she had a chance to show some rarebit of bipartisanship, she hopped to it.

How much did she cost and do you hang her in the closet or propped up on the bed?

Her father really Bugs me

Yin and yang, my friend