Uh, Chrissy, pretty sure they are implying Ronald McDonald is the mystery employee.

I think hyperpalatable labeling on foods would be extremely useful, extremely useful indeed.

This still open after the fascists took over?

I think the difference between the drink names and the promotions is no one is profiting DIRECTLY off the tragedy. Except, I guess, during two for one kamikaze Tuesday.

My favorite happy meal “toy” was not a toy, it was the plastic bucket the happy meals came in on special occasions.

Hopefully you are just hitting paws on this fine ass site, and we will all meet again sometime, under much better circumstances.

Stick to audio and or visual equipment reviews.

Drew quit??????

*goes on amazon and orders five cases of getting hit by a bus gummy bears for the deadspin staff*

*fist bump*

I honestly have no idea which is why I posted this.

The sinking feeling is back.

You could have put a fake name in that list of Baseball players and I would have had no idea.  Also, welcome back, I think, unless this is a burn off, which would make me sadder than I am ready to admit.

I can’t wait for your final post of this after things are back to normal.

Any news?

It is an absolute crime Chow Fun is not on the list.

Know that we stand behind you during these ruff times.

I knew I was getting old when my wedding suit became my funeral suit.

As long as they have the Toasted White Chocolate Mocha for Christmas.  Not that I can actually tell the difference from the regular White Chocolate Mocha, but I make sure to order it none the less.