Royal farms does a decent buffalo chicken sandwich with thigh meat but it is not breaded.  What is the name of the halal chicken place?

I am dying for a chain to come out with a thigh chicken sandwich.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

When you lose to the Titans, it is never the refs fault. 

Matt Nagy is gonna make that player create a mobile website for Gawker everyday for the rest of the season. Sorry, bit drunk, might have mixed up epic fuckups.

I haven’t seen a team member fuck over their own team that bad since Gawker’s mobile web designer.

My issue with Monday Night Football is unlike the NBC Crew Sunday night no one calls the game so I can’t fall asleep to it.  It is like they both do color commentary.

I live three miles from the stadium and they are practically giving away tickets for when they play the Lions but I just can’t get myself to deal with that place.

It is amazing to witness.

He just got confused.  The touchdowns Baker is going to throw on Sunday don’t count for them.

My wife’s superpower is she can fall asleep instantly anywhere anytime.  She goes on nap tours of the house on the weekends.  I am jealous, as a card carrying insomniac I barely sleep at night.

Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

Vomit shark do do do to do.

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

The thing I thought was the most egregious was Miami burned their timeouts at useless times to absolutely ensure the players would not have time to make a comeback. 

Maybe they are hinting that the toenail will be on the next show.

Yeah, I realized there was something quite unintentional and quite unfortunate about how that came out.

Good thing he is not a Redskin or they would have amputated the whole leg.

I got a great story about question one. I was on a golfing weekend with the guys and one of the guys cousins brought a vape ...

Totally, I am like what is this shit he is listening to on the radio.