I was eating while the skins game was playing on the TV in the other room  I heard a huge cheer and I assumed the skins did something good  I was wrong, the bears had scored  

I’m just going to say it, that’s  not OK.

I am wholly convinced that last weeks games represent a rift in the space time continuum.  

Good thing he is not playing, if that spleen blows it could take out half the Philadelphia metropolitan area.

Absolutely LOVE the British feed.

I still remember back in 94 when the Flinstone’s movie came out they brought the McRib back for it, and I jumped in my car and was at the nearest McDonald’s before the show was back from commercial.

Vague and grumpy?

Both of us deserve an apology.

Bills at Lions

As a Brown person I can’t distinguish Black faces or White faces ... or come to think of it Brown faces. I, uh, I may have face blindness.

Sorry, just like the people in charge, I have no actual knowledge of the situation.

They are currently sending out emails to have the HR department switch rooms.

The Thorn in the Paw

How are you going to celebrate the bye?  Get together with family and sing songs about not losing or maybe just stay home and not lose curled up on the couch.

Glad he found his lucky socks.

There are two sides to any story.

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

This is my shocked face.

Or pay a doctor to lie for you.

Based on years of experience downing bottles of whiskey, you simply don’t remember the number of times you pissed.